Twitchy, bitchy, sleepy, weepy, dopey, grumpy and distracted. Sadly, I’ve been all of these seven dwarves lately in rapid succession without a single Snow White moment on record. Ah yes, the magic of “that time” on top of my adjustment to being heavily medicated - it’s awesome. The timing of the Annuale commercial on SNL could not have been more perfect this weekend, as sometimes I do feel like I should be “incarcerated preemptively like a wolfman” so as to keep my loved ones safe from my sneering, teenage-girl-like condescension. It is a two week time period during which no one feels safe. Luckily, thanks to the magic of modern medicine, it is a horror that only needs to be faced four times a year.
